Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Things That Make You Go HMMMM!!! Random Questions & Answers By STYLEZ!

So I was bouncing along through the INTERNETS again today and found a friend asking all these (rhetorical I guess) questions. Just random musings and thoughts! So, you know I had to put my 4 1/2 cents in (2 cents is never enough for Stylez!). Anyway, here the questions, my answers and hey why don't you comment with some of your own answers to some of these POIGNANT questions! (keep in mind, I DID NOT author the questions)  ==>>

How come young ladies don't wear girdles anymore? (It isn't suppose to jiggle, you know)

-- Because they mommas wanted to be FREE from the girdle, so they were never TAUGHT to wear one! So now they think the jiggle is cute! (well, on some ppl IT IS! LOL)

 

Why doesn't anyone seem to remember that thick and fat are two different things? (YEAH, there is a difference)

-- if your friends call you this interchangeably...YOU NEED NEW FRIENDS! LOL!

 

Why is it that men can ALWAYS find a lady to be with but it is WAY harder for a lady to get a man?

-- Im actually not sure WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT here! If you feel this way, you need to get out more! SMH! I know more ladies w/ men comin out their ears... they just choose to ignore them! Sometimes though, its good they ignore them fools! SMH!

 

Why don't we have those flying cars like the Jetsons yet?

-- I wanna know that too!

 

Why is healthy food more expensive than the junk food? Shouldn't be the other way around to promoting a healthy lifestyle?

-- Its just like healthcare, THE MONEYS IN THE MEDICINE, NOT THE CURE! 

 

So......who is Justin Bieber? And why is he so popular?

-- LMAO! Be quiet or a Bieber stan will cut you! He's just another kid that will be cracked out on smack in about 3 years, and we'll be watching an E! True Hollywood Story, going emm, emm, emm, that boy had so much going for him back in 2010!

 

Why do rude waiters & waitresses still expect a tip after giving bad service? Here's a tip: be pleasant!

-- RIGHT! #Concur 

 

Why do people expect you to do more than what they are willing to do for you?

-- One word... SELFISH!

 

Why is the Bible so difficult for me to read?

-- You KNOW its written in code! LOL! But hey, find a good pastor or religious organization and they will clear it up for you!

 

Ok, Why do I always fall asleep when trying to read the Bible? (don't act like it is just me...you do it too)

-- SMH! **raising hand** BUT, I do that on EVERY book I read! (SMH again, yall goin to hell! LOL! j/k)

 

Why can't you make a spouse like in The Stepford Wives movie?

-- Hmmmm, thats a good idea. But you know they are close w/ those life size, life like dolls you can get now. They come in Female AND Male now! There's hope for you lonely suckers! LOL! j/k

 

What kind of milk did Adam and Eve drink? And were they lactose intolerant?

-- LMAO! SMH! They were perfect, so Im sure they drank brontosaurus milk and it was DELICIOUS to them! LOL!

 

If Adam and Eve were the first humans... who did their kids marry?

-- unfortunately... their OWN siblings! SMH! But they were all they had, so (eewwww) incest was cool back then!

 

Why are so many people settling for that 20% when they can have patient and wait on the 80%? (Y'all saw Why did I get married, so you know what I mean)

-- You already said it... NO patience! We live in a NOW, NOW, NOW society!

 

Why does it seem easier for a lady to has 6 or 7 kids to settle down with a man (WHO WANTS TO MARRY HER) than it is for a woman who has one kid?

-- Hey! My wife had a gaggle of kids when I married her! LOL! But that is definitely a phenomena! Because you can have a variety of things going on in that situation. Like mine was, my wife was married, and left her husband, thus the single w/ kids. But she was taking care of her business! And you have some that are widows that really have no choice (I have a friend like that, had a big happy family full of kids, then the father died!). But then you have the ones that are immature and are having a gang of kids for no reason w/ no hope of taking care of them w/o FIA! Thats a toss up!

 

Why do women withhold sex from their spouse then get mad when the spouse goes and gets sex elsewhere? HELLO?!

-- Im married, Im happy, no comment! LOL!

 

Why do women like "bad boys"?

-- You know that's all about the excitement factor! The pheremones and the spontaneity! But then you end up with the disappointment and the disaster! SMH!

 

Why do people say it isn't the size that matters....WHEN IT IS!

-- LMAO! They TRYING to be nice! LOL!

 

Why do designers make clothes that are intended for a size 2 in a size 22?

-- Big Girls wanna look sexy too! And their willing to pay the extra for it too! Two words... CHA CHING!

 

How do people become scared of their minor children?

-- SMH! That's a damn shame! I will NEVER let my kid get to the point where they THINK they gonna run me! But some people just don't have what it takes to be good parents! OR they let a kid get so outta hand, they turn into a NIGHTMARE!

 

Why is it so hard to forgive and forget? and how come it is like a daily battle?

-- OMG, RIGHT! I feel you on that! But its because we are human, we can "act" like we forgive, but we never forget! A grudge is hard to shake!

 

Why am I a night owl?

-- LOL! Me TOO! It's in our blood I'm sure! LOL!

 

Why do they say that Gemini's are crazy?

-- Because... THEY ARE! LOL!

 

How come people always realize they had a good thing once it is gone? How come you don't learn to appreciate the person while you have them in your life?

-- because like breathing, when something is just naturally there, and you start to forget how REALLY important it is, you take it for granted... until somebody cuts it off!

 

Why do women brag about being re-virginized? Isn't that the word? Truth be told doesn't that mean that you were blew out and the doc had to sew you back up so your uterus won't fall out?

-- Yea... NO COMMENT! SMH!

 

Why is it cool to be on public assistance? When I was a kid it was not something to brag about.

-- OMG RIGHT! We used to get capped on ALL DAY when I was kid growin up on Welfare! Now ITS what's HOT in the Hood! SMH! Ignorance!

 

Why does it seem that all politicians are corrupt individuals...and why do we still vote for them?

-- politicians have ALWAYS been corrupt, its what makes a GOOD politician! Agendas! SMH!

 

Why do women have multiple babies with a no good man and say after this last baby he is going to do right by them.....Dang, don't y'all have four already?

-- LOL! But that's the delusion people live in with relationships. Instead of realizing you are NEVER gonna change that man; not with a kid (or 4), not with marriage, not with a new hair style, not with a menage a trois (I don't care if HE SAID he will be good after the 3-some, damn fool); nothing is going to change him... but a new woman! So get out while you are ahead and let him go find (and annoy the hell out of) her! LOL!

 

Why do people dirty up the innercity and as soon as you cross into the suburbs you wanna keep that city clean? Hey, don't you LIVE here? Keep your own city clean!

-- Yea, that's CRAZY! But its the same reason some ppl live in filth at home, but they are the cleanest people at work or over their friend's house! It don't make sense, but strangely... it does! SMH!

 

Really, where are all the good black men? Where are the good fathers?

-- **raising hand** RIGHT HERE! :)

 

Why are we failing a generation of children and how can we fix it?

-- WHEW! That's a tough question, but I am starting to believe we have got to stop SPOILING our children! A lot of us that didn't HAVE coming up, but now we do, so we give our kids the world! And rightfully so... but when your kid doesn't appreciate it! It's time to start making them suffer and going without! That's the only way they will start to appreciate what they get! But they also have to be cut off from the bad influences of the world. Their "friends", commercials, music videos, and any other negative and "ignorance endorsing" activities/media. Then make them start READING! All that is tough, but I think that is a good start to get kids turned around.

 

Why is being "ghetto" now considered cool?

-- OMG, don't even get me started!

 

Do you know what ghetto really means and that we use it incorrectly?

-- RIGHT! Because ppl don't read! Or care to know what things mean. They just like jumping on the bandwagon and saying stuff! Look at the n-word! Bandwagon mentality!

 

Why am I still awake?

-- Insomniac! LOL!

 

How come it takes forever to clean up the house and minutes to dirty up?

-- LOL! I think that's a physics problem! LOL!

 

How do they name Hurricanes?

-- check out this site! http://geology.com/hurricanes/hurricane-names.shtml

 

Why haven't they named a hurricane, Shaniqua?

-- LOL! Im sure its coming soon! LOL!

 

Why does negative news sell better than something positive?

-- because we live in a negative society! We THRIVE on negativity in our lives and in the lives of others! As most people how their day went, and 9 times out of 10 (sometimes 10/10) you will get a full report of the "bad" or negative things that happened!

 

Why is it so much easier to find a bad male influence for my son than a positive one? Seriously!

-- Again, YOU NEEd NEW FRIENDS! LOL!

 

How come we weren’t born old and get younger with knowledge...like in the movie Benjamin Button?

-- That would be interesting! I need to see that movie!

 

Why do I get all those Viagra junk mails when I do not visit any porn sites?

-- riiiggght! yea, you stick to that story! LOL!

 

Why are good friends so hard to find and it is so easy to make an enemy?

-- because people can't stand to see other people happy! Once you think you have a friend, soon as you are doing well, they will become a hater! Once you get a man, they will try to break you up, sometimes trying to take the person for themselves! Once you get something for you, they will have to compete w/ you! Its SAD but TRUE... but also means... (you should already know this is coming) YOU NEED NEW FRIENDS!!! LOL!

 

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