Saturday, October 9, 2010

WHAT STYLEZ THINKS ABOUT => A day with My Family

It's been a very interesting day at the Stylez Home! Just thought I'd share with you all some highlights!

Things I WISH I could SCREAM at people in my house (but of course, I wouldn't!):

  • You REALLY need it? Well you're grown, have a car and money... GO GET IT!
  • WHY THE HELL do you think its OK to lay around MY HOUSE all day, not doing anything, then have the AUDACITY to ask ME to give YOU money? RIGHT!
  • When are you going to realize that living like a filthy rodent ... is SO NOT COOL! Go clean your room!
  • How many times do I have to tell you... EVERYTHING? SMDH!
  • Uh, yea, I can come get you... NOW... uh, NO! ... WhatTF do you mean you're mad? You JUST called me, I'm 35 minutes away and I'm doing SOMETHING OTHER THAN THINKING ABOUT YO ASS! 
  • What The HELL! Why did you just do that??? So are you STUPID or SLOW?
  • If you THINK you gonna slam that one more time, Ima smack the crap outta you!
  • YES, Im coming right now to fulfill your EVERY fantasy and desire! [ok this one would be cool to say to my wife ... *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* Honey! :) ] LOL!
My mom is like ALWAYS late! She was supposed to pickup the babies and take them to the Apple Orchard at 9AM. Then 11AM... then 12:30pm ... they left at 2PM! LOL! ... and my wife wonders where I get it from! SMH! LOL!
One thing that Kids and Sexy Women have in common: They can make you do crazy, stupid things you don't normally do, like drive far as hell in the middle of the night to pick them up, KNOWING you should be in the bed sleep! SMDH! I had no plan on going to Detroit tonight... where am I going? ... DETROIT! SMDH! OH & to pick up Kids, NOT sexy women, in case you're wondering! SMH!

That's LIFE w/ Stylez!