Wednesday, October 7, 2009

True Friends...

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close
to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.
You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this message - Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.

  1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

   
2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

   
3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

   
4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

   
5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

   
6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

   
7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have...

   
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!

   
9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!

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