A little humor for your weekend...

A Little Religious humor....  I’m sure you'll get a kick out of these!!      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Little John the Baptist   Matt.  18:4-5  "Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.  And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. "      Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat .   He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.  She smiled and went about her work.  A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.   She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"   Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."  ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Subject:  Acts 2:38 A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven. The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you.' 'Scripture?' replied the burglar.. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!' Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!

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Abe Vigoda's status... I think he's alive, but who knows?

Do you find yourself, waking up at night, anxious to know... Is Abe Vigoda still alive???

Well, now there's is a website keeping tabs on just that! Not only do they know if he is alive, but apparently they have a PreMortem Mix dedicated to the man as well! Check out the site, and now you too can know Abe Vigoda's life status 24/7/365!

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(well, at least he was when I wrote this blog!)



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